It's getting worse. I saw a Bunnings ad in the newspaper and I still laughed at it.
"You gotta question the insight of a company that names itself after nature's failure" - on Dodo Internet
There was an article on cyberbullying in the paper, one of the quoted insults was "she has a weird laugh and a face like a koala".
Scott and I won trivia (we both went "true" instead of everyone else's "false" on one question), but we had a pact that only one of us would go up to get the prize. So I went up, and for my troubles I got an electric shock! What a jerk.
Even though I won fair and square he dismissed me because people shouted "LAPTOP". So, I left a death threat and next time trivia's on I'm bringing a big nife. He is not an accurate adjudicator at all! I'd go so far as to say he's a very inaccurate adjudicator.
Oh and Jimmh called me a burnt CD. The indignity! What a horrible day. On the upside, I saw a possum and Theo and Hudson filled in all the questions they didn't know the answer to with "Joe's sister". Joe got riled by this.
I made a bunch of bad jokes to Levi, but he laughed at them so they became good jokes.
"Banana Lounge" - Bunnings ad
We were watching some "Movies in 5 Seconds" on a website and the "GoodFellas" one was a montage of Joe Pesci swearing. Jimmh cried out "WHOA IT'S JOE!" and I was all like "yeah, didn't you know he was in this movie" until I looked up and saw Joe had arrived. Then I went "WHOA IT'S JOE!"
(on tribute bands)
"Why pay to see a third rate Sting?"
"Yeah, I'd rather see a first rate Sting, or the real Sting"
Adam Hills sung Screaming Jets by Johnny Warman. I thought I was the only person in this country who had that song. I'm going to form a band with Adam and name our band after a good song, ala Screaming Jets and Jet. Of course, that means our band will suck. "Welcome to the stage, Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict!"
"Park Bench, $67" - Bunnings ad
At uni I wandered over to one of the "express" terminals to check my emails, and the one I wandered over to had someone already logged in. So I thought "heh some idiot has left their thing logged on" and clicked the Start menu to see who it was. My name greeted me from the Start Menu.
"whoa, the library spoke to me" - Jimmh
"Have you ever considered how amazing that mouth is? We have" - the most disturbing toothpaste commercial
"Oh man, was he recording the whole conversation? The only thing I said since sitting down was 'I love you' " - Theo
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You're a deceiving small person.I saw no reaction of amusement upon revealing that the library spoke to me, AND THEN I FIND MYSELF HERE.
LEVI IS FAMOUS FOR AWESOME.
I love Levi.
Ahah you got shocked it was great. You were the second most embarrasing person there behind Hudson.
Wow $67 for a park bench. That's a pretty sweet deal. They should offer a hobo with it in a pack for $100. Or a hooker for $85.
TIONIPW.
What a good albeit incoherent verification word.
You reckon that's Tyondai Braxton's brother?
Also Joe's sister's pretty hot.
It turns out it was actually $128 for the park bench, I just remembered wrong. Also, I did express amusement. I expressed it so hard!
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