"Don't pull the...whatever." - Sam, after an attempt to remove his shoelace
"Put 'sex' in the by" - a quote from a Uni teacher
Lecturer: "Sentence completion tests, they're pretty self-explanatory," followed by a detailed explanation.
Business Decision Making = learning when to say "none of your business"
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3 comments:
Hahaha I love Sam.
That is really profound. The business decision making thing.
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I liked the self-explanatory subject which requires a long explanation. Classic.
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Who said the business stuff.
Was it LIZSTOJ!?
I know that's the wrong subject but it would just be so watty if it was her.
You should say to her "It's none of your business whether I want to bone you or not and as such I won't find it necessary to tell you how badly I want to bone you."
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