Holy [thing], Batman!

"Transubstation makes me laugh. Second coming of Jesus! In a breadloaf."
"Whoa, so that's why he keeps appearing on toast."

If you feed cows chocolate, do they make chocolate milk?

"I'm also hungry but food doesn't like me"
"Yeah after a while you get tired of french fries slapping you in the face...and soda cussing you out"
"I hate being shot by grapes"

I fed chocolate to a dog once, but it died. I also fed it poison. But...I'm pretty sure it was the chocolate.

"There's a several lack of christ blood in this house."

"Those vampires, always going to wineries."

Hg: MOOOOOO
Nz: you cow
Hg: sssh
Nz: cows don't whisper
Hg: yeah, but they do shit everywhere
Nz: I guess you are a cow then

"Can I buy you?"
"Depends what you're offering"
"A box full of NOTHING"
"Hmm...you make a persuasive case..."
"Wait
So who's offering the empty box?"

Disclaimer: I've never actually killed anything (except in GTA). The above was a joke. By pointing that out it'll stop being funny. I think a lot of people pointed out things during "Friends". It's the only explanation that makes sense. Coincidentally, I've stopped making sense (making sense). I will now defy convention by not quoting Talking Heads! (for once in a lifetime)

Incidentally, I think I'll create a new superhero. "The Disclaimer!" His superpowers include pointing out the obvious so no one will sue.

"You can't fill a full box"
"Is that a challenge?"
"Yeah, that'd keep you occupied"
"If you paid me for it I'd have a job"
"Well I'm going to pay you in protection"
"The mafia kind or the trojan kind"
"Durex"
"You drive a hard bargain"
"This is working out well, my first enterprise and I'm already getting a box and rubbers"
"I feel sick"
"Is the image of me as a business mogul that visceral"

"My neck has been killing me"
"Fight back! Before it turns loose on your family"

Ellie: I teach scripture to yr 1 kids
Ellie: and this kid kept asking about transformers
Nazza: "Does Jesus turn into Optimus Prime?"
Nazza: "so, he turned water into wine, then a truck into a robot?"

Only two of my four uni courses are showing up on the uni website so far. Ironically, they're the two non-IT ones.