She also said the archduke Franz Ferdinand was an idiot.
Apparently there's a video with narration about the event, after the assassination the voice over guy says "Then one ate a sandwich" in a deep and serious voice.
While we were waiting for Watchmen to start ("Who watches the Watchmen? The audience, you idiot") Hosford was propositioned by some young girls.
They wanted him to buy cigarettes (no ice-cream or figurines of the Virgin Mary). Yeah! What a non-upstanding citizen he is. A rebel with a gauze.
Then there was that guy who walked past Hosford and pointed his fingers. Pointin' ma fingers, pointin' ma fingers, pointin- pointin- pointin at you! Mick Jagger is a bad actor.
We also saw Scratch for $10, which is hilarious because he bought it for $27 and only got it because I told him he should get it because it's great.
I read the funniest article: "Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day."
Other great headlines include
- Police Taser Nude Man Outside Church
- Woman Uses Wedgie to Capture Suspected Thief
- Cops Get Tough on Speed Laws
- Chris Hargreaves Caught Exposing Self at Mardi Gras
While I was at the waiting room of the doctors' I saw Peter Harvey on the TV and started laughing.
I was watching some interview between a business channel host and an economist. They spoke for five minutes about the housing bubble, then the last question the guy asked was "What is a bubble?"
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134!!!
Is this some sort of game like with the Qwantz numbers.
Wow I knew most of this post before you put it up, and it still amazes me.
MICK JAGGER.
He acts better than Jimmy Fallon. I remember at the time going 'yeah that guy there must be the real one, he's ever so slightly mroe convincing.' So Jimmy Fallon lost.
Ahah a gauze. Congratulations. You must be very talented. That reminds me of SNL last night. Will Forte was all made to look ragged, and he looked so eerily similar to Bob.
Screw you and your Scratch, i'll rape Pete G and his hot albeit former wife.
THE HEADLINES
That's a great idea i was gonna ask if we could both do that. There's so many good headlines.
Ahahaha Peter Harvey that's gold.
'I'M PETER HARVEY' ahah what a voice.
UNKER!!!!
What a great verification word.
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