"He lived to the ripe old age of...quite a bit"

"Many many people have accused me of being gay" - Hargreaves (no smoke without fire?)

Apparently even while he's actively pursuing courtship with young maidens, they think he's homosexual.

There's a punctuation mark called "interrobang". It's also what Jack Bauer does. It's a combination of interrogation and banging people. (With fists, you sickos)

My brain is falling apart. Or my dreams are getting weirder. I half-woke to my alarm clock blaring, and anyone who knows me knows that I'm awesome - I mean, that I hate my alarm clock. In my dazed state, I decided that the best way to stop the noise was to unplug my guitar amp at the powerpoint and remove all guitar leads from it. Only after that didn't work did I go for Plan B "switching the alarm clock off".

Sam: oh my god
Sam: Bert Newton said "sexy"

I had an explain-off with Hosford, to see who could best explain to Sam the concept of a villanelle. I won. I was more concise!

I was going to write a villanelle about how I won, but I realised I'm no poet. And I did know it.

Naz: this isn't the best study environment
Naz: good thing I'm not studying!
Sam: but studying is what all the cool kids do
Sam: I should know
Naz: yeah, you look at the cool kids from afar, wishing one day to be with them

"That guy was all 'no profanity' in his list of what jokes can't have..."
"There goes 'fuck you banana' "

The joke I was referring to was (from Mark Prindle's site):

What did the chimpanzee say to the banana?
Fuck you, banana.

Jim Hos asked whether "surd is the word" for the Surd Hero joke. I had no idea what the [Lou Reed] he was saying, so I sang that "Bird is the Word" song with surd substituted where appropriate.

Damn, tomorrow I have to do an assignment. *sigh* It's for music culture, so I have to listen to music all day. What a chore!

Another crazy footballer in the news, this time Brett Seymour. "Witnesses said he threw a pizza."

Insert joke here.