"Perhaps Wayne Bennett isn't the messiah" - newspaper article

"Can I ask you a question: up in Queensland did you ever mow the lawn in your thongs?" - Laurie Daley, football commentator (said while on air)

My ticket for W says "W (M)". If I turn it upside down it says "(W) M". I didn't know there was a W rating. For vulgar scenes and extreme George Bush.

I gave Scott a link to Megaphonium Fanfare;

Naz: mine's better though
Naz: [brick link (find it yourself lazy bastards)]
Naz: it has significantly more Scott
Scott: just reading them now
Scott: I'll let you know the verdict shortly
Naz: I'll have to wait, I didn't pay my bail
Scott: lololol legal jojes
Naz: much better than illegal jojes
Scott: nah they are the best kind
Naz: pervert

Scott was disappointed that I didn't help him with trivia. So we've made an arrangement; if I don't help him with trivia he punches me in the head.

Morgan relayed me a story about how some girl in his class had lost her wallet, and was in distress. Someone asked her to describe the wallet, and she said "it's camouflage" so Morgan's friend, "that girl who is Morgan's friend", aka Ellen, said "Oh no! We'll NEVER find it..."

I informed Joe we had gotten Guitar Hero. He informed me he got a pie. He conceded it was not as good as Guitar Hero. We decided to make the videogame "Pie Hero". There were discussions of "Pi Hero", followed by its sequel, "Pi Hero 3....point1415".

Joe: I'd move onto the others like "e Hero" as part of the Surd hero series
Naz: "We're predicting exponential growth of sales"

I'll continue my series of "Niche Jokes with Good Friends" shortly! (*ticks "Tom" off his list)